It's not a fashion statement


Hey I'm about Michael

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

amoying:

sluttyoliveoil:

what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body

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burritogod:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT LAUGHING OUT LOUD WAS UNTIL THIS MOMENT

Oedipus!"
“I’m coming Mother!”
“So soon?
(via inpursuitofimperfection)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours
kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat